GAME OVER Weekly Competition March 28 to April 3 GAME OVER

The Rules!
Be the last person to post in this thread before midnight (in the Central US time zone) on April 3rd!
This isn't like your normal never-ending Last Post Wins threads. There's actually a winner this time!

The Catch!
Your post must be in the form of a joke. It doesn't have to be a funny joke. Just a joke. If your post isn't a joke, you will be disqualified from this week's competition.
And, as always, follow the board's rules.

The Prize!
500 gil to the lucky final poster!
Also, maybe a little somethin'-somethin' for the person with the most posts in the thread by the end of the week.
Plus, easy posts to everyone's post count and the gil that comes with it, yay!

Ready?
Go!

hings I learned this weekend. Hot tubs are fun. Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate. Girls who drink a lot will kiss other girls

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish

What do you get when you cross a cat and a cactus?
A suicidal human.

What did the cow call the bull when it was sleeping?

~Linky

What's the best punchline of many jokes?
Joel

What do you call a herd of cats?
Pussies

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs

Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted

What did the ghost say to the bee?
BOO-BEE!!!

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape the po-po

Everybody's angry at me because, apparently, I outed my cousin during an argument over a turkey leg. He goes, 'You had the last leg.' I was like, 'Shut up, Billy. You're gay.'

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?
Matt

She calls me up in the middle of the night. She says to me, 'Tracy, I can't believe that I actually have a person inside of me.' I said, 'So do I. I'll call you back.'

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

Discontinued Jelly bean flavors

1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp 5. Sand 6. Taxi 7. Grandma 8. WD-40 9. Substitute Teacher 10. Cigarette

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese!

Did you hear about the constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget so he had to work it out with a pencil and paper.


And that would be the end 11:59 pm

What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

1.Come out of the stall with wet hands.

2.Pour water in a constant stream on the floor and say, 'Darn, I almost made it!'

3.Wash you hair and dry it in the hand dryer.

4.Wear papertowels wrapped around your head and pretend you're Erykah Badu.

5.Write on the wall of a women's bathroom 'Tom was here.' In the men's bathroom write 'Michael Jackson was here.'

6.Ask a person in the stall next to you for a tampon.

7.Roll a roll of toilet paper all the way down the row of stalls.

8.For women, stand in front of the toilet.

9.Scream 'Ohh it burns!' as you use the bathroom.

10.Lock the door from the inside, sound frustrated that you can't get out, then crawl under the door, getting as dirty as possible and complain to the manager that the door is faulty.

What do you call a woman with one leg?
Ilene

What do a walrus and tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal!

Game over! Kitsuke Urahara is the winner!
I bet he cheated.

Next weeks competition will be announced within a few days. Don't miss out!