Twisted Wishes

The Twisted wish is a simple game to play! The person above you For example ME! will make a wish, it is your job to grant and to twist that wish and then make your own.

Okay example;

Me: I wish that I could fly!

Next poster: Granted, but now you may never touch the ground again

I wish that I had nightvison.

Next Poster:Granted, but your daytime vision is robbed from you and from now on it will be only day.

I wish that I had a cosplay outfit..

And so on and so forth!!! So i shall start, now twist that wish!!

ok me 1st

I wish I could control fire!

You go crazy with power and burn down your house.

I wish it would not be cold outside.

Granted, but a volcano explodes next to your house

I wish I was 18

Granted but you move to usa. where you gotta be 21 to drink....

Wish I pass this final.

Granted, but you have to do more tests for 50 more years.

I wish I married to Joey Jordison ^^

Granted but Who give a fuck your banned

I wish for me to be rich.

Granted, but you will be stuck in your house forever.

I wish for more pizza.

Granted but it will end up being tossed out during a fight
I wish my boyfriend was home from Kuwait.

Granted but he's got a sunburn.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Granted but you will work every day with no sleep.
I wish I could meet Alexander Rybak.

done but you have no clue who he is.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can no longer use your legs.

I wish for world peace and harmony.

granted but everyone is dead.
I wish for rain.

Granted but it will flood the world.
I wish to take a short nap.

Granted but you oversleep

I wish for a pirate ship!

Granted but it crashes..

I wish to cure all diseases.

Granted but you die of the cure.
I wish for chocolate.

Granted but you get a small morsel of chocolate
I wish to be done with school

Ganted but you are homeless for the rest of your life.
I wish I was a wizard.

Granted but you can only cast spells that have no effect at all.
I wish I could go to everyone's graduation.